In the future, feel free to simply refer to the following indignant speeches by number:
The "I am not responsible for anything my dog does" speech (#1)
The "Everyone who doesn't love my dog as much as I do is a bad person" speech (#2)
The "My dog is everyone else's responsibility" speech (#3)
The "I didn't see her go or I would have picked it up" speech (#4)
The "He doesn't bite, your kid must have done something to him" speech (#5)
The "You don't like dogs? What are you, a nigger?" speech (#6) (Note: this also doubles as Racist Speech #3.)
Hopefully this will save us all a lot of time. Thank you.
P.S. Your dog fucking sucks. And so do you.