I don't really think hipster when I see him. I think Cory.
Good call, but Corey is his own king. Or is he dead now? Are you talking about the clean Corey or the dirty, scuzzy one?
Am I supposed to know who the guy in the picture is? Do I get cool points for not know who the heck he is?
Sorry for the delay, but no, you aren't supposed to know who he is. He's just a random model douchebag.
He's the unwanted premature baby Nicole Eggert left in a garbage can circa 1994.